Sunday, August 31, 2014

Awesome jokes

JOKE OF THE DAY😜😜

♦Muslim ladki πŸ’ exam mein Hindu ladke πŸ‘¦ se : "Excuse me , Bhai Jaan"
Ladka :😁 "Ek to paper confusing hai 😒 aur upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai 😰...
.. Ya to Bhai bol ya Jaan bol " πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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♦ROCKING GENERATION
"KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe  Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son : Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
☺☺πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜œ
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♦Tchr : MurgiyoπŸ“ ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ? 
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyoπŸ“ ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.πŸ˜†
πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“
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♦Teacher- πŸŒπŸ’« 🌝Chand par pehla kadamπŸ‘Ÿ kisne rakha?
 Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. 
Teacher- Aur doosraπŸ‘£?
Pappu- doosraπŸ‘£ bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!
πŸ˜ΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Έ
❌πŸ˜„πŸ˜›❌-Laughter time-❌πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚!❌
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♦  πŸ”πŸ’ŠπŸ”¦πŸ’ŠπŸ”-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓πŸ˜„
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♦πŸ‘³πŸ‘³πŸ‘³πŸ‘³Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padegaπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜›
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♦πŸ‘³πŸ˜›πŸ‘³πŸ˜›πŸ‘³Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!πŸ‘”πŸ‘˜πŸ‘—πŸ‘”πŸ‘šπŸ‘•πŸ‘”
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♦πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’Š
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long  do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! πŸ˜„πŸ“±πŸ“±πŸ“±
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♦ Techer πŸ‘©pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. . 
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸, 
uski behan 🐸 aur 
uska bhai 🐸..
πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜›πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu? 
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

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