Awesome jokes
JOKE OF THE DAY😜😜
♦Muslim ladki 💁 exam mein Hindu ladke 👦 se : "Excuse me , Bhai Jaan"
Ladka :😁 "Ek to paper confusing hai 😢 aur upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai 😰...
.. Ya to Bhai bol ya Jaan bol " 😁😁😁😂😂😂
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♦ROCKING GENERATION
"KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son : Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
☺☺😉😉😝😜
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♦Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.😆
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
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♦Teacher- 🌍💫 🌝Chand par pehla kadam👟 kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra👣?
Pappu- doosra👣 bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!
😸😆😂😸
❌😄😛❌-Laughter time-❌😃😂!❌
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♦ 🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄
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♦👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛
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♦👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔
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♦💢💢💢💊💊💊
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! 😄📱📱📱
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♦ Techer 👩pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
😝😜😄😛😃😀😀😊😝😜😛😝😄😃😀
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..😜😂
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